
I think bacteria have the right idea humans should procreate via binary fission.” It requires a lot of coordination and planning…. “It’s like having someone else pick your nose or floss your teeth. I mean, here is how she feels about sex at this point: While she just broke up with her longtime boyfriend, it is clear that she considered it a relationship of convenience, not a love match. She is very distant from most people outside of her close friends, and I could see why. Janie is smart – in fact one of my favorite things about her is that when she’s nervous she starts spouting random facts and information. Starting with Janie, it was nice to read about a heroine who doesn’t have everything together and who isn’t smooth and that doesn’t know just what to do or how to see that the man in the elevator with her is most definitely interested. This book was an incredibly cute, funny, and enjoyable read. Can she handle it? Will Quinn run away from Janie’s brand of crazy? Now Janie is looking at a new job with Quinn’s company, and the chance at a new and amazing relationship too. Little does she know that Sir Handsome (aka Quinn) has noticed that she likes to watch him at work and he’s just as into her. Humiliated but not defeated, Janie moves in with her best friend and begins the job hunt.

Oh wait, but it gets worse because not only is she now homeless and without a job, but she finds herself being escorted from the building by the hunky new security guard that she and her friends have nicknamed Sir Handsome McHotpants. After finding out that her boyfriend cheated on her (and dumping his ass) she is fired from her job that very day.

“Did you have hot elevator eye sex? Is that why you’re the shade of my red sweater right now?” Neanderthal seeks Human by Penny Reid (Knitting in the City #1)
